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Egg-cellent Egg Puns

World egg day is  13th October! These egg puns are ideal for casually slipping into conversations for a little egg-stra fun!


Egg related puns

Slightly harder to work into conversations, but you’ll get egg-stra points for every one you can squeeze in!

Don’t yolk with me
You’re poaching my best yolks
Happy Fry-day!
Don’t be such a chicken
Stay on the sunny side up
That’s cracking
Let’s hatch a plan
Omelettin’ this slide
Shell shock
You’re such a rotten egg
I’m scrambled
I might whisk it!
You’re so hard boiled
Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?

For some more serious facts about eggs click here

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